Things not to say during sex

[Mischif]

Add on if you can think of any, lol.


Oh, did i mention the video camera.

Jarre, and I was actually trying to get with your friend.

Om te dink my uncle het doodgegan in die kooi.

Watte tampon ?

[Corsa Addict]

Hic! I need another Heineken for this please

Maak gou, ek wiet ni of hulle my std bank mastercard gan aanvaar nie

[Mischif]

lol

I hope you still look so hot in the morning


Pass the remote please.

[DJ7]

You should ask your sister for tips.
Not bad.

[Corsa Addict]

I'm hungry.

I'm thirsty.

[Chezza]

I thought it was supposed to go into the other hole

Don’t tell my husband/wife

Can you drop me off when you’re done?

[WezGSI]

OOPS..

[Funnelman]

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

[Klonkie]

OH SH!T .. I think my wife is home ..

Your mom does this thing with her lips ...

[Mischif]

lol !


Feels so good that I dirn have to inflate you before we started doing this.

[Klonkie]

tastes like snoek

[8 Valves of glory]

now put it in me...

[WezGSI]

So what was your price again?

[Corsa Addict]

I'm leaking oil.

[Funnelman]

Wait right there.. Let me get my camera...

[8 Valves of glory]

is it ok if my friend joins in

[Mischif]

Did i mention i have chlamydia

[8 Valves of glory]

can you please sign this indemnity form

[Mischif]

Are you 16 yet

[8 Valves of glory]

lets see how far i can get my arm up there