yo mama jokes here . . .

[Mr Lupini]

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

[Corsa Addict]

hehehehe

[Dre]

Yo mama is so fat that your pappa have to roll over twice just to get of her...

[8 Valves of glory]

Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it!

[Corsa Addict]

Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it!

bol!

[Corsa Addict]

Yo mamma's so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady....

[Mr Lupini]

Yo mama's like a 7-11, open 24 hours a day on every street corner and for 99 cents you can get a slurpee.

[Mr Lupini]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a NASCAR race, all the drivers stopped because they thought it was a caution sign.

[crispy boss]

yo momma so ugly she made a train take a dirt road!!!

[Corsa Addict]

Yo mamma so fat, she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

[Toy]

yo mama so fat, when she walks past the tv... u miss 3weeks of egoli

[8 Valves of glory]

Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

[Corsa Addict]

Yo mamma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

[crispy boss]

yo mama so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out

[Corsa Addict]

Yo mamma is so fat, she could be the eighth continent.

[Mr Lupini]

*Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

*Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"

*Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

[Corsa Addict]

Your mama so fat she has more crack then Harlem!

Your mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Your mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!

[Mischif]

Your mamma so fat she got stuck in Kimberly's big whole

[antonio_26]

julle almal se ma is soe dom, sy kannie eers die Statue of Liberty se nommer kry nie...

[Corsa Addict]

julle almal se ma is soe dom, sy kannie eers die Statue of Liberty se nommer kry nie...