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 Post subject: Like A Cow's Butt!
 Post Posted: 14 Jul 2007, 22:04 
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Once again, miscommunication between women and men

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with
my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail
and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the
middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

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 Post subject: Re: Like A Cow's Butt!
 Post Posted: 19 Jul 2007, 16:43 
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 Post subject: Re: Like A Cow's Butt!
 Post Posted: 19 Jul 2007, 17:46 
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 Post subject: Re: Like A Cow's Butt!
 Post Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 10:41 
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 Post subject: Re: Like A Cow's Butt!
 Post Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 13:31 
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Shocked Yoh!!! Laughing Hope he still has his two balls in place. Razz

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