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 Post Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 10:25 
 
Hoezit Oprah

Hosh Oprah, Gatiep hieso and I am a Souf Efrican American 26 Sonop hoe sal
jy kan wys raak. Met respect en disipliene.

For long I am your biggest fan since long long back and I like what you did
to your hair girl!. Djy lyk mos b#f#k! I watch every program and raak kwaad
if I miss one. Jy sallie vestaannie.

Oprah My problem is that I come from a disadvantage beckgroun. Where I did
grow up we did not have b#f#kte goede. The name of the place where I is from
is Hanover Park because everytime when you walk in the street the people
tell you Han over your watch or Han over your tekkies or han over your shell
phone.
And had to go to school kaal voete. Now I got skewe voete from the cold
werra.

I am writing this letter because I see you give people their dreams and I
have a dream too. My dream is too drive in a fast car and to become a pit
crew boyjie like dat ouens from Michael Skoenmaker. Dey mos kwaai
jong. I ken ouense here in Cape Town who you can organishe wif. They will
tink I wanna rob them if I ask. Their names is Nathier Price en Jeremy
Michaels en Alistair Mctavish.

I don't have their phone numbers because they did steal da phonebook byrra
tikkie box again. Maak reelings girl. Moetie laat ek America toe vlieg en
jou binne in jou ma se wietie wattie slaat tie.

Kyk-hee, Arm mense is ook mos people, nes djy , reg.

Moetie swaak raak nie girl. Is duidelik ma se kind.


Aweh , saluut sister!

Gatiep,


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