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yaaz
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 Posted: 02 Aug 2007, 16:32 |
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| Turbocharged with NOS |
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Joined: 16 Mar 2007, 09:00
Posts: 12679
Location: Cape Flats
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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their
children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought
the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children.
The judge asked for his side of the story, too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied: "Judge,
when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi
belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh -- the man won...
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Big_Boss
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Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 12:04 |
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| Filter, Exhaust, Branch & Chip |
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Joined: 19 Jul 2007, 08:19
Posts: 1728
Location: Cape Town
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