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bogg
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 Posted: 23 Oct 2007, 21:50 |
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Joined: 06 Jun 2007, 18:38
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Indian says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
Indian : "I wiped my hands on the curtains.”
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_________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind...
Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..."
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Big_Boss
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Posted: 24 Oct 2007, 13:36 |
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Opelluvr
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 12:25 |
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yaaz
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 17:11 |
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Rebellious
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Posted: 29 Oct 2007, 20:48 |
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