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 Post Posted: 02 Oct 2014, 15:17 
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Filter, Exhaust, Branch & Chip
Filter, Exhaust, Branch & Chip
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Joined: 29 Apr 2009, 17:32
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Location: Bellville
The guy who's wife took his car to the mall and didn't return.

Cop: When did you last see her?
Man: Around 8... or 9... ish.
Cop: Can you tell me what she was wearing?
Man: I think it was a jean.
Cop: What colour top?
Man: Blue, or green... possibly white?
Cop: Shoes?
Man: Definately shoes.
Cop: What colour and style?
Man: Was high heals... or flat shoes... black... or it could have been brown.
Cop: What colour is her hair?
Man: She went to the hardresser about 2 months ago and got it coloured. I think it was brown. Or black with red. Or blond streeks.
Cop: What car was she driving.
Man: Well, it was my Feb 2008 model Audi A3 1.8T, metallic blue with a hint of pearl in the sun. It has 17" OZ rims with 205/40/17 Dunlop tyres, about 75% life left. It has an aftermarket intercooler, dump valve, lowered 1" in the front and 1.5" in the rear with Eibach springs. The windows are 35% tinted. Windscreen has a very small, hardly noticable stone chip on the bottom right corner, 2.3cm from the right and 1.76cm from the bottom. Bonnet has 1 stone chip in the middle, 1.33cm from the centre and 2.57cm from the lip. It has 128,327km on when she left. The tank was between half and 3/4full and had a range left of 328km.

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