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Tino
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 Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 14:25 |
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Two young men decided to make a bet as to which one of them could make love more times in one night. They agreed that sunrise would be the end of the contest and each went to their respective motel rooms.
The more boastful of the two.....went right to it and made love to his date... leaned over and marked a ''l'' on the wall.... Feeling sprightly, he went again... and once again at the completion of the act ..marked another ''l'' on the wall - next to the first. Figuring he had the bet in the bag.. he decided to relax a bit and in relaxing....fell asleep.
Awakened by the sun's rays coming in the window... he quickly grabbed his lady and did it one more time...... and marked another ''l'' on the wall... Just at that time ..His friend enters...and upon seeing the marks on the wall exclaims:
''DAMN- a hundred and eleven... beat me by three....''
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 14:27 |
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 14:37 |
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bwahahahahaha  _________________  '97 Corsa B - X20XEV "07 Astra H
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Big_Boss
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:53 |
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Mr Lupini
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 06:34 |
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Posted: 28 Sep 2007, 07:34 |
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_________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind...
Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..."
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gummiE bear
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Posted: 01 Oct 2007, 09:15 |
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I dont get it  Someone please explain.
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gummiE bear
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Posted: 01 Oct 2007, 09:17 |
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Toy
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Posted: 01 Oct 2007, 09:35 |
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_________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind...
Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..."
Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky ex: '98 130i Snoek Bakkie ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V ex: '04 Mini Cooper S Current:
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Posted: 01 Oct 2007, 10:52 |
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corsa13 wrote: 
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Posted: 01 Oct 2007, 11:04 |
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adrian wrote: I dont get it Someone please explain. LMIMC!!! Weer 'n long weekend gehad ne? Pasop Corsa 13, hy wil weer dia vinger in jou h*l druk! Die gatkrapper! _________________ 
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Posted: 01 Oct 2007, 11:51 |
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ELRICHT WP wrote: adrian wrote: I dont get it Someone please explain. LMIMC!!! Weer 'n long weekend gehad ne? Pasop Corsa 13, hy wil weer dia vinger in jou h*l druk! Die gatkrapper!  _________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind...
Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..."
Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky ex: '98 130i Snoek Bakkie ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V ex: '04 Mini Cooper S Current:
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