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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shyte."
_________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind...
Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..."
Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky  ex: '98 130i Snoek Bakkie ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V ex: '04 Mini Cooper S Current:
Renault Clio 4 - 0.9 Tce
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 17:27 |
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LMFUVB! 
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Mr Lupini
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 07:19 |
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Opelluvr
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 07:35 |
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_________________  '97 Corsa B - X20XEV "07 Astra H
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Big_Boss
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 08:03 |
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BMW E30 318i '89
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Astra 160is '94
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Tazz '93
GSi Boss '90 (Red), '88 (White), '89 (Red)
Mess With The Best,
Die Like The Rest!
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BlueTooth
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 11:52 |
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Posted: 19 Nov 2007, 19:54 |
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WATTE!!! yor unlucky guy ...
bwwwwwwwwahahahahahahaaa
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