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Author:  Mischif [ 14 Mar 2012, 12:04 ]
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Add on if you can think of any, lol.


Oh, did i mention the video camera.

Jarre, and I was actually trying to get with your friend.

Om te dink my uncle het doodgegan in die kooi.

Watte tampon ?

Author:  Corsa Addict [ 14 Mar 2012, 12:09 ]
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Hic! I need another Heineken for this please

Maak gou, ek wiet ni of hulle my std bank mastercard gan aanvaar nie

Author:  Mischif [ 14 Mar 2012, 12:14 ]
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lol

I hope you still look so hot in the morning


Pass the remote please.

Author:  DJ7 [ 14 Mar 2012, 12:15 ]
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You should ask your sister for tips.
Not bad.

Author:  Corsa Addict [ 14 Mar 2012, 12:18 ]
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I'm hungry.

I'm thirsty.

Author:  Chezza [ 14 Mar 2012, 12:23 ]
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I thought it was supposed to go into the other hole

Don’t tell my husband/wife

Can you drop me off when you’re done?

Author:  WezGSI [ 14 Mar 2012, 12:53 ]
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OOPS..

Author:  Funnelman [ 14 Mar 2012, 14:27 ]
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SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Klonkie [ 14 Mar 2012, 15:54 ]
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OH SH!T .. I think my wife is home ..

Your mom does this thing with her lips ...

Author:  Mischif [ 14 Mar 2012, 20:48 ]
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lol !


Feels so good that I dirn have to inflate you before we started doing this.

Author:  Klonkie [ 15 Mar 2012, 07:09 ]
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tastes like snoek

Author:  8 Valves of glory [ 30 Mar 2012, 09:45 ]
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now put it in me... :mzekezeke:

Author:  WezGSI [ 30 Mar 2012, 09:56 ]
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So what was your price again?

Author:  Corsa Addict [ 30 Mar 2012, 10:00 ]
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I'm leaking oil.

Author:  Funnelman [ 30 Mar 2012, 10:25 ]
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Wait right there.. Let me get my camera...

Author:  8 Valves of glory [ 30 Mar 2012, 10:44 ]
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is it ok if my friend joins in

Author:  Mischif [ 30 Mar 2012, 12:02 ]
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Did i mention i have chlamydia

Author:  8 Valves of glory [ 30 Mar 2012, 12:19 ]
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can you please sign this indemnity form

Author:  Mischif [ 30 Mar 2012, 12:23 ]
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Are you 16 yet

Author:  8 Valves of glory [ 30 Mar 2012, 12:36 ]
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lets see how far i can get my arm up there

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