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Ricks1
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 Posted: 21 Apr 2007, 08:02 |
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(Best Read in a French Accent) Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Bonnie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful
day and love is in the air. Bonnie leans over to Pierre and says,
Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on
Bonnie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Bonnie. "I am
Pierre, the French fighter pilot!
When I have red meat, I have red
wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a
little and Bonnie says, " Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her
blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.
" Pierre!! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Bonnie. "I am
Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white
wine!"
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and
things really steam up.
Bonnie leans close to his ear and whispers,
" Pierre, kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a
bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match
and lights the cognac on fire. Bonnie shrieks and dives into the River
Seine.
Standing waist deep, Bonnie throws her arms into the air and
screams furiously, " PIERRE, WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our 'hero' stands to a Stiff Salute and says defiantly, "I am PIERRE, the French fighter pilot!"
"If I go down, I go down in flames!"  _________________   RED DEVIL for LIFE!!!
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Opelluvr
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Posted: 23 Apr 2007, 08:11 |
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007, 13:13
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Location: In The Cape
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LOKL!!!! _________________  '97 Corsa B - X20XEV "07 Astra H
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yaaz
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Posted: 23 Apr 2007, 09:02 |
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Location: Cape Flats
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Posted: 28 May 2007, 09:03 |
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