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 Post Posted: 26 Oct 2012, 11:35 
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Koos gaan slaap en volgende
oomblik skrik hy wakker met
'n man in wit kleed langs sy
bed.
Koos:" Wie is jy? Wat soek jy
...hier?" Engel:" Ek is 'n engel en jy het gesterf.". Koos:"Maar ek is te
jonk?".
Engel:"Wel jy kan terug kom
as hoender of hond". Koos dink en
besluit op
hoender want hy is nie lus vir kos bedel en karre jaag nie.
Toe hy weer sien is hy 'n hen.
Een ou hen kom gesels met
hom en se hy was ook eers 'n man.
Koos kla van maagpyn.
Die ou hen verduidelik dis oor hy 'n eier moet le. Hy verduidelik koos
moet net
hard druk en die res gebeur
self. Koos druk en sowaar pop
'n eier uit. Hy like toe die
gevoel. Hy druk toe weer en daar is nog 'n eier. En nog een en nog
een. Volgende oomblik slaan iets
hom in die ribbes. "KOOS,
WORD WAKKER! JY K@K IN
DIE BED!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Koos
 Post Posted: 26 Oct 2012, 11:39 
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 Post subject: Re: Koos
 Post Posted: 26 Oct 2012, 12:07 
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 Post subject: Re: Koos
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 Post subject: Re: Koos
 Post Posted: 26 Oct 2012, 14:06 
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