The preacher says "Anyone with needs to be prayed for, come forward, to the front at the altar,".
Sipho gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: " Sipho, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Sipho replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Sipho's ear and he places the other hand on top of Sipho's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Sipho.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, " Sipho, how is your hearing now?"
Sipho says, "I don't know, Reverend, my hearing is only next Wednesday ..!"