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 Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 22:13 |
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If you meet a foreigner, and the first thing you wanna
Do is teach him to say "jou ma se..."...
You a Kullit
If you have ever gone to bed with a swirl kouse on
Your head...
You a Kullit
If you've ever had a polony Gatsby cut in four and a
litre fruilaatie then...
you a Kullit
If you use the word "woelag " , "Duidelik" and "HO$H"...
you a Kullit
If your parents call your friends by their nicknames
like Kos, Brood, Sloffies, Goppie and The Moor...
you a Kullit
If your hair isn't straight and u still can make
spikes....
you a Kullit
If you ask your friends for petrol money for driving
them around cos youz smaak to skut...
you a Kullit
If u can eat a Gatsby without messing on ur
purcells...
you a Kullit
If you organise a trip to the beach and you take a
whole pot of breyani with...
you a Kullit
If u own a Zippo lighter and its laying at home cos u
can't afford liquid...
you a Kullit
If you own a pair of excitement takkies with that pepe
dungry...
you a Kullit
If u walked to Arena from the taxi rank in cape town
in a bomber jacket and don't take it off till you got
home with sweat marks under your arms and back...
you a Kullit
If the word "Vibe" brings back fond memories of dark
corners, DJ Fast Eddy and bluezing with that lekker
burk/kin you been eyeing all afternoon...
you a Kullit
If the replies to the "Please Call Me's" are "Please
Call Me's"...
then the girl u smaak ... is a Kullit
If u ever practiced dancing in the mirror before going
to a jol...
you a Kullit
If your car sounds like it's speeding down the road,
but it's only pulling out of the driveway, then...
you a Kullit
If you go into Edgars Red Squareand spray you before
meeting that kin by the movies...
you a Kullit
If u ever platted your 2 colour laces on your north star
excitements...
you a Kullit
If your mother threatened u with a houte lepel
before...
you a Kullit
If you went to go greet on labarang and the pants your
mommy made for you matches someone's curtains, then...
you a Kullit
If you go from house to house on labarang just to
vreet the mense's pan peanuts...
you a Kullit
If u go greet on labarang and u don't get paper money
from the mense then u take a vrag of sweets and mebos
to spite them... then...
you a Kullit
If u go home with 2 barakats from a wedding...
you a Kullit
If u go to a wedding and urmommy has a pick n pay bag
in her bag and when she gets home its full of
slangetjies and endearmints...
you a Kullit
If u eat warm breyani and cold chicken at a wedding
with that bakkies of ice-cream for dessert... then...
you at a Kullit wedding
When u & the taxi gaardtjie are friends..then...
you a Kullit
If a bergie loafs and entjie by you and you give him a
royal and he laughs at you, then...
you are a dom Kullit
If your mommy take cold chicken and koesiesters and a
flask tea and cream crackers with cheese to the beach, then...
you are Kullit!
If you smaak boentjie kerrie more then your
girlfriend...then...
you a Kullit
If u still got a Pepe dungaree in your cupboard...
You a Kullit
And if you laughed while reading this email...
YOU ARE A KULLIT!
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Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 06:50 |
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Mr Hyde
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Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 20:10 |
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Joined: 15 Mar 2007, 18:46
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Location: Mordor
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This is real funny couldn’t stop laughing “probly cause a lot of it is so familiar “
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WezGSI
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Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 10:30 |
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thats true  _________________ Opel Club Cape Town Chairman My Ridez Opel Kadett Superboss  16vS 20 XEToyota Prado 3.4 V6 VXHyundai Getz R Open-filter-box 16 vEx Ridez 2000 Opel Corsa B 1.8 16v  conversion 1991 Opel Cub 1.6i 8v c16ne conversion 
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Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 20:53 |
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dont you just love us kullitz
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Fuzzone
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Posted: 20 Mar 2007, 14:49 |
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Is ja !!!!!!!! Quote: If u still got a Pepe dungaree in your cupboard...
You a Kullit
And dont forget the green , red and mustartd Lee / Pepe jeans that you used to jak back in the day 
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Posted: 20 Mar 2007, 15:52 |
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