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 Post Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 11:58 
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A married woman entered a Pharmacy, walked to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said,
'I would like to buy FAST HUMAN POISON'.

The Pharmacist asked, 'why,what... for?

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband'.
The Pharmacist shouted, 'Lord
have mercy, it’s against the law... It’s a sin."

'Absolutely not', shouted the lady.

She reached into her bag and
pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the
Pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the
picture and screamed, 'Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription...­­."

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 Post Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:01 
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in "spotted" section?

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 Post Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:05 
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He must have spotted all those people in his joke

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 Post subject: Re: AND THEN ?
 Post Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:10 
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ai here I get a warning again . . . . .sigh

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Mr Lupini wrote:
ai here I get a warning again . . . . .sigh

you mos used to warnings :Japanflag:

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Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..."
Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky
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ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V
ex: '04 Mini Cooper S

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:( daai man stuur sterk bewoorde boodskape jong . .

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 Post subject: Re: AND THEN ?
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lol i've gotten a few :D

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Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..."
Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky
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ex: '98 130i Snoek Bakkie
ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V
ex: '04 Mini Cooper S

Current:
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97 Uno Turbo


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