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Mr Lupini
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Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 11:58 |
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Joined: 16 Mar 2007, 09:43 Posts: 32589 Location: Supposedly I am in Cape Town
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A married woman entered a Pharmacy, walked to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, 'I would like to buy FAST HUMAN POISON'.
The Pharmacist asked, 'why,what... for?
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband'. The Pharmacist shouted, 'Lord have mercy, it’s against the law... It’s a sin."
'Absolutely not', shouted the lady.
She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed, 'Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription...."
_________________ 'SOFAKENWAT'
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Toy
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Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:01 |
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Joined: 22 Aug 2007, 01:30 Posts: 7991 Location: Afghanistan
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in "spotted" section?
_________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind... Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..." Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky ex: '98 130i Snoek Bakkie ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V ex: '04 Mini Cooper S Current: Renault Clio 4 - 0.9 Tce 97 Uno Turbo
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sterlingesterhuizen
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Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:05 |
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Cams, ITB's, Headjob, Management |
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Joined: 09 Jul 2008, 11:59 Posts: 2990 Location: Kimberley
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He must have spotted all those people in his joke
_________________ Hers:Opel Corsa Chill 1.3 His: Are you kidding me???? When married it states "What is yours is mine what is MINE is MINE!!!! Ours: Chevrolet Cruze 1.6L
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Mr Lupini
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Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:10 |
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Joined: 16 Mar 2007, 09:43 Posts: 32589 Location: Supposedly I am in Cape Town
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ai here I get a warning again . . . . .sigh
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Toy
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Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:14 |
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Joined: 22 Aug 2007, 01:30 Posts: 7991 Location: Afghanistan
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Mr Lupini wrote: ai here I get a warning again . . . . .sigh you mos used to warnings
_________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind... Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..." Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky ex: '98 130i Snoek Bakkie ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V ex: '04 Mini Cooper S Current: Renault Clio 4 - 0.9 Tce 97 Uno Turbo
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Mr Lupini
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Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:19 |
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Joined: 16 Mar 2007, 09:43 Posts: 32589 Location: Supposedly I am in Cape Town
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daai man stuur sterk bewoorde boodskape jong . .
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Toy
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Posted: 09 Oct 2014, 12:24 |
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Joined: 22 Aug 2007, 01:30 Posts: 7991 Location: Afghanistan
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lol i've gotten a few
_________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind... Why should i be afraid of dying, there's no reason for it you've gotta go sometime..." Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky ex: '98 130i Snoek Bakkie ex: '04 Fiat Stilo 1.6 16V ex: '04 Mini Cooper S Current: Renault Clio 4 - 0.9 Tce 97 Uno Turbo
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