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 Post subject: GIVE THAT MAN A BELLS
 Post Posted: 09 Jul 2015, 21:37 
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A balding white haired man from Bellville Cape Town walked into a jewerlly store in Tygervalley friday evening with a beautifull much younger woman....He told the jewerller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend......The jeweller looked trough his stock and brought out a R5000.00 ring.........The man said....NO...He would like to see someting more special.......The jeweller went to his special stock and brought out another ring,...Here is a stunning ring at only R240.000.00....The ladys eyes sparkled and her whole body started to tremble with excitement......The old man seeing this said "WELL TAKE IT".....The jeweller asked how payment would be made and man stated by cheque and i know that you need to make sure my cheque is good......So i will write it now and you can call the bank on monday morning to verify the funds and i will pic the ring up on monday afternoon.....On monday morning the jeweller upset fones the old man and says..."THERE IS NO MONEY IN THIS ACCOUNT".....I know said the old man...but let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND....

Now that is when i would say.....GIVE THAT MAN A BELLS....

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 Post Posted: 09 Jul 2015, 21:53 
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