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Ron, an elderly man from Florida, owned a large farm. The farm had a big pond in the backyard, properly shaped for swimming. He was in his high spirits to splash around, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. The old farmer decided to visit the pond, because he hadn't been to that area of the property for years. He heard voices shouting and laughing with glee as he neared the pond.
To his utter surprise....he saw a bunch of women skinny dipping in his pond as he came closer. The women became aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. "We're not coming out until you leave!",one of the women shouted to him.
Ron frowned "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked."
Ron held the bucket up high and said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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