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Barry Hilton on stupidity
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> Dof people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'M DOF."
> That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
> anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't
see
> your sign."
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> It's like before my boeta and I moved. Our house was full of
> boxes and there was a Pickfords truck in our driveway. My neighbor
comes
> over and choons, "Hey, you moving?"
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> "Noooit bru. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to
> see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign!"
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> A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we
> pulled his boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big whiting and this
> idiot on the ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all those fish?"
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> "Nooit cuzzi. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
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> I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
> Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's
only
> one way to test it.
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> "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...
> They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if
it
> hurts when they bite you."
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> "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it".
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> Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a petrol
> station. The pomp jockey walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and
I
> SWEAR he choons, "Tyre go flat?"
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> I couldn't resist. I said, "Nooit Baba. I was driving around
and
> those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign."
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> I was trying to sell my jammie about a year ago. A guy came
over
> to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get
back
> to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
exhaust
> pipe, then says, "Jislaaik, that's hot!"
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> See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him!
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> I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days in the mag.
Wouldn't
> you know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and
I
> couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
> eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through
his
> basic questioning... ok.. no problem. I thought sure he was clear of
> needing a sign...until he asked:
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> "So..is your truck stuck?"
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> I couldn't help myself. I looked at him, looked back at the rig
> and then back to him took my sign off and chooned, "No. I'm
delivering a
> bridge. Here's your sign."
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> I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me
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> chooned, "Are you still here?"
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> I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."
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> Anybody you know, need a sign today? Send this to all your
> chinas!
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> The next time someone says something dof, you can ask them:
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> Where's your sign?
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