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kevIE
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 Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 10:57 |
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Joined: 15 Mar 2007, 07:29
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Location: southern suburbs
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Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to
> my
>> husband that my breasts were too small.
>> Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
>> uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your
>> breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub
it
>> between them
>> for a few seconds."
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>> Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
>> in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>> "How long will this take?", I asked.
>> "They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
>> I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>> between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the
>> years?"
>> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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>> He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>> again. Stupid, stupid man.
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WezGSI
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Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 12:47 |
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 good one _________________ Opel Club Cape Town Chairman My Ridez Opel Kadett Superboss  16vS 20 XEToyota Prado 3.4 V6 VXHyundai Getz R Open-filter-box 16 vEx Ridez 2000 Opel Corsa B 1.8 16v  conversion 1991 Opel Cub 1.6i 8v c16ne conversion 
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Supreme
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Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 20:49 |
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Opelluvr
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Posted: 20 Mar 2007, 08:05 |
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_________________  '97 Corsa B - X20XEV "07 Astra H
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Fuzzone
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Posted: 20 Mar 2007, 14:43 |
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crispy boss
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Posted: 24 Mar 2007, 22:49 |
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hahahahahahahaha
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yaaz
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Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 09:32 |
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