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Author:  kevIE [ 19 Mar 2007, 10:57 ]
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Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to
> my
>> husband that my breasts were too small.
>> Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
>> uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your
>> breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub
it
>> between them
>> for a few seconds."
>>
>> Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
>> in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>> "How long will this take?", I asked.
>> "They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
>> I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>> between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the
>> years?"
>> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>>
>> He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>> again. Stupid, stupid man.
Author:  WezGSI [ 19 Mar 2007, 12:47 ]
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Laughing good one
Author:  Supreme [ 19 Mar 2007, 20:49 ]
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Laughing
Author:  Opelluvr [ 20 Mar 2007, 08:05 ]
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Shocked Laughing
Author:  Fuzzone [ 20 Mar 2007, 14:43 ]
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Author:  crispy boss [ 24 Mar 2007, 22:49 ]
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hahahahahahahaha
Author:  yaaz [ 26 Mar 2007, 09:32 ]
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Laughing
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