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 Post Posted: 11 Jun 2007, 13:35 
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In a mental institution in Maritzburg, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Raju,
what are you doing?" Raju replied, "Driving to Durban!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Raju's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Raju, how are you doing?" Raju says, "I've just arrived in Durban so thought I'd pulled in to the Lugs and hit a bunny chow and all" "Great," replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Raju's room and goes across the hall into Balwanth's room and finds Balwanth sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, "Balwanth, what are you doing?!"

Balwanth says, "I'm screwing Raju's wife while he's in Durban.".

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 Post subject: Re: Mental
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 Post subject: Re: Mental
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 Post subject: Re: Mental
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