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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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hehehehe
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Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 09:43 |
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Yo mama is so fat that your pappa have to roll over twice just to get of her... 
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8 Valves of glory
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Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 09:45 |
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Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it!
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8 Valves of glory wrote: Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it!
bol!
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Yo mamma's so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady....
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Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 10:50 |
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Yo mama's like a 7-11, open 24 hours a day on every street corner and for 99 cents you can get a slurpee.
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Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 10:58 |
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a NASCAR race, all the drivers stopped because they thought it was a caution sign.
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Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 11:00 |
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yo momma so ugly she made a train take a dirt road!!!
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Yo mamma so fat, she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
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yo mama so fat, when she walks past the tv... u miss 3weeks of egoli  _________________ "...And I'm not frightened of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind...
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Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Yo mamma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
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yo mama so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out
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Yo mamma is so fat, she could be the eighth continent.
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Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 17:27 |
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*Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
*Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"
*Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
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Your mama so fat she has more crack then Harlem!
Your mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Your mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!
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Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 10:04 |
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Your mamma so fat she got stuck in Kimberly's big whole
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Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 12:13 |
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julle almal se ma is soe dom, sy kannie eers die Statue of Liberty se nommer kry nie...
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antonio_26 wrote: julle almal se ma is soe dom, sy kannie eers die Statue of Liberty se nommer kry nie...
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