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Yo mama se .... 
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Posted: 10 May 2009, 12:05 |
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michael wrote: Yo mama se .... Kaas 
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Mr Lupini
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Posted: 10 May 2009, 12:19 |
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fixed- yo mama se mif kaas
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Posted: 18 May 2009, 21:29 |
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Yo momma so fat! u have to take a train and 2 busses just to get to her goodside!
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Posted: 05 Jun 2009, 09:40 |
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yo mamma so thin when she turned sideways, she disappeared  yo mamma's teeth is so faaar apart, she can eat a mielie through a tennis racket
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Posted: 06 Jun 2009, 19:44 |
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yo mamma so ugly she makes onions cry!
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Mischif
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Posted: 02 Jul 2009, 12:24 |
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ur momma so dumb, she died of hunger after being locked up in supermarket
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Posted: 02 Jul 2009, 12:25 |
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ur momma so dumb, she studies for a blood test  ur momma once took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept 
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Posted: 02 Jul 2009, 12:26 |
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ur mamma so dumb, she got fired from a banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones
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Posted: 02 Jul 2009, 12:56 |
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scrutineer wrote: ur mamma so dumb, she got fired from a banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones
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Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 12:15 |
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scrutineer wrote: ur mamma so dumb, she got fired from a banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones LMJ!!!!! Hehehe
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Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 13:27 |
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yo mamma so black...
she got fined for dark tints on a motorbike
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Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 13:29 |
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crispy boss wrote: yo mamma so black...
she got fined for dark tints on a motorbike lawl roffel
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Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 10:00 |
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Jou Ma se huis soe warem die kukalaka loep rond in G-strings  _________________ Race car : 200is Turbo 200.3kw and 405nm  KILLER  . Family Car : E39 BMW 540i Individual 4.4 V8 Avus Blue 217kw and 460nm Stock Standard .  
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Posted: 01 Oct 2009, 12:51 |
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Yo mama so stupid that i caught her yelling into a envelope an wen i asked her what she was doin.she said im tryin to send a voicemail  U mama so ugly she tried to join a ugly contest.they said sori no proffesionals 
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Posted: 01 Oct 2009, 13:03 |
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yo mamma so stupid she think fruit punch is a gay boxer
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Posted: 20 Nov 2009, 12:57 |
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
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Posted: 20 Nov 2009, 12:57 |
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Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
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Posted: 20 Nov 2009, 13:01 |
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don't get wet.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a band-aid on her haircut.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.
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