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Mr Hyde
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 Posted: 14 Jul 2007, 22:16 |
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Joined: 15 Mar 2007, 18:46
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Location: Mordor
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A lady went into a bar and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
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Opelluvr
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Posted: 16 Jul 2007, 08:37 |
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Location: In The Cape
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GUMPTION
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Posted: 16 Jul 2007, 09:44 |
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Joined: 08 May 2007, 09:57
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lol
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CitizenX
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Posted: 16 Jul 2007, 09:49 |
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yaaz
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Posted: 19 Jul 2007, 16:43 |
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