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A HONEYMOON TALE.........
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would
have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they
got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh mama", she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic"......Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as
we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things
I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to take me home! PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so
awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daug hter. "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words
like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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Current:
Audi TT 2002 (The toy)
BMW 318i E46 (The daily driver)
Ex:
Audi A3 1.8T (piece of k@k)
Astra 2.0 16V CSX
Corsa GSi
Kadett 200is
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