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yaaz
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 Posted: 02 Aug 2007, 16:36 |
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Joined: 16 Mar 2007, 09:00
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Location: Cape Flats
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A woman sitting at a restaurant in Boksburg suddenly began to cough while eating a
giant braaied steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals
at the next table turned to look at her.
"Kan you like uh swallow?" asked one.
The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
"Kan you like uh breathe?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
With that, the first Boksburg dweller walked over to her, lifted up the back of her
skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's
butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of
her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The man slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another sip of his
Klippies & Coke. His partner said in admiration, "Jislaaaik bru, I did heard of that
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I never did saw anybody done it before..."
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Opelluvr
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Posted: 02 Aug 2007, 16:42 |
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Location: In The Cape
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Big_Boss
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Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 13:18 |
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Location: Cape Town
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gummiE bear
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Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 15:09 |
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yaaz
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Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 16:32 |
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Location: Cape Flats
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Mr Hyde
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Posted: 07 Aug 2007, 02:28 |
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Location: Mordor
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