Opel Club Cape Town

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening
drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair
and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw
flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up
further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of thesituation hit him. "What
the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't
feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I
haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was
afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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'97 Corsa B - X20XEV
"07 Astra H

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Alfa Romeo 156 2lt 16v Selespeed '02
BMW E30 318i '89

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Kadett 2lt 16v '96
Astra 160is '94
Mitsubishi Colt Rodeo '99
Tazz '93
GSi Boss '90 (Red), '88 (White), '89 (Red)

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