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 Post Posted: 08 Aug 2007, 08:58 
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A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL FINALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO
TO A PARTY ALONE,SINCE SHE WAS GORGEOUS, SHE WAS A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT
WHAT TO DO IF BOYS HIT ON HER, SO HER MOM SAID, IT'S VERY EASY, WHENEVER
A BOY STARTS HITTING ON YOU, YOU ASK HIM, "WHAT WILL BE THE NAME OF OUR BABY?" THAT WILL SCARE
THEM OFF, SO SHE WENT.

AFTER A LITTLE WHILE AT THE PARTY A BOY STARTED
DANCING WITH HER, AND LITTLE BY LITTLE, KISSING HER AND TOUCHING HER. SHE
ASKED HIM, "WHAT WILL OUR BABY BE CALLED?" THE BOY FOUND SOME
EXCUSE AND DISAPPEARED.

SOME TIME LATER THE SAME THING HAPPENED AGAIN, A BOY
STARTED TO KISS HER NECK, HER SHOULDERS........ SHE STOPPED HIM AND
ASKED HIM, "WHAT WILL BE THE NAME OF OUR BABY?" HE RAN OFF.

LATER ON, JONNY INVITED HER FOR A WALK, AFTER A FEW
MINUTES HE STARTED KISSING HER AND SHE ASKED "JOHNNY.....WHAT WILL OUR
BABY BE CALLED?"

HE CONTINUED, NOW SLOWLY TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF.
"WHAT WILL OUR BABY BE CALLED?" SHE ASKED ONCE MORE.
HE BEGAN TO HAVE S*X WITH HER. "OH JOHNNY.....WHAT
WILL OUR BABY BE CALLED?" SHE ASKED AGAIN.

AFTER HE WAS DONE, HE PEELED OFF HIS CONDOM, TIED IT
IN A KNOT AND SAID... "IF HE GETS OUT OF THIS ONE.........

HE WILL BE CALLED .......
..............CHUCK NORRIS

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 Post Posted: 08 Aug 2007, 22:08 
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yip and thats how chuck was born

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chuck was born cos he kissed her on the lips

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