Opel Club Cape Town

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: George can you count up to 5?
George counts up to 5 slowly using his fingers.
TEACHER: Good, now can you count any higher?
George climbs up on his chair and counts five again using his fingers.
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN:Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how i spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WILLY:Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, i'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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TEACHER: In this box, i have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher.....snakes don't have feet.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money i gave you ?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
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TEACHER: If i had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,
what would i have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
JONNY:Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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TEACHER: Peter, why are you late for school again?
PETER: Well, Miss, i dreamed that i was playing football and the game went
into extra time.
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A kid with a few packages in his arms asked a passer-by, "Will you open the
gate for me?"
The passer-by said, "of course, sonny."
The kid replied, "Thanks. The gate was just painted and i didn't want to get
my hands messy."
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TEACHER: Now, Jerry, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
JERRY: No sir, i don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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are you related to ricardo

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Opel Astra 2.0 GSI

yes

I MET YOU AT VIKING PARK

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Opel Astra 2.0 GSI

yes

you drive the white ksd astra

YES

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