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>>> A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a 20cent piece.
>>> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has >>> swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
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>>> A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at >>> a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
>>> At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
>>> neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
>>> makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
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>>> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to >>> squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
>>> convulses violently and coughs up the 20c piece, which the woman deftly catches
>>> in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks >>> back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
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>>> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes >>> over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything >>> like that before, it was fantastic.Are you a doctor?"
>>>
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>>> "No," the woman replies. "I work for the South African Revenue Service." Mr. Green

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